Taking 'I've Got Your Nose' to the Next Level

Dad has made a huge mistake.  HUGE.

Several weeks ago, Dad was playing with Hayden and decided to pull the ol' "I've got your nose" trick out of the bag.  You know the one - where your thumb is tucked in between the index and middle finger on your hand and looks like the victim's nose.

Well, Hayden picked up that little torch and became an expert in no time and then added his own particular and peculiar little twist:  he pretends to throw it away.

Hayden does have one slight misconception though.  He tries to actually remove your nose from your face.  He's very strong and very determined and very ruthless.  And once he's content that he has your nose in hand, he does a full Major League windup and throws it as far as his imagination will allow it to go.

We can try to catch it, we can try to block the throw, but all that does is initiate a do-over.  And do-overs are rough because your nose is already hurting from the first attempt.

It's best to just let the monster win.