Hayden calls it as he sees it. He's got no filter between the brain and the mouth. Sometimes it's a little embarrassing, but usually it's just funny.
Here are a few of the more classic examples:
* You have no teeth - you should go back inside and put 'em on.
* You have a beard. I want to touch it.
* You drive this dumptruck to your home? You a nice man.
* That man not say hi. He's grumpy.
* Easter Bunny sounds like Santa Claus (on the phone, they sound VERY similar)
* Dad, you have no pants!
* You have a baby in your belly button (to a pregnant friend)
* Dad, you stink...I want to cough!
When he's a little older, we'll teach him about how there's a time and a place for these things, but he's too young to grasp the concept and we don't want to stifle his usage of language at this point by asking him to please stop talking for 2 minutes.
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